After the Azealia Banks scenario of today, we thought that was it with the demonic stuff for one day. We were very wrong.
A pretty jokes conspiracy theory is coming out of the world of US hip-hop today: Lil Uzi Vert, the ever popular rapper, is apparently the devil.
The man behind the theory is well known battle rapper Daylyt, a man who’s antics in the game have long eclipsed his barring ability. He claimed in an Instagram post, “Bro, Lil Uzi Vert sped up is “Lucifer.
“Lil Uzi Vert means that he’s pointing an Uzi vertically, which means he’s shooting at the sky. Which means he is actually trying to kill God…
“Yet we know bullets don’t go high enough to kill God, and that’s why he got signed by Wiz Khalifa: a rapper that is known for getting high. Wiz Khalifa is gonna get Lil Uzi Vert high enough to kill God…”
Sounds absolutely foolproof, right?