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I’ve got a mate who was seeing this girl for about half a year. They’re both Londoners but he lives in Wembley and she lives in Romford so it was a pain trying to get to one another. We’re talking over an hour and four changes! They liked each other though and she was peng so they tried to make it work by sending each other pics. In the end they broke up because of the distance.
Then, last week me and my boy were in DSKRT and this girl comes up and says she’s seen pictures of his dick! She wouldn’t say who had shown her the photos but she could describe it to a tee. How does he retaliate? If she’s showing his I reckon he should expose her.
Look, don’t be a prick. Talking about ‘exposing’, rudeboy settle down. Does your boy even know that it was her that had been showing them? You say the girl wouldn’t say who had shown her, which sounds like your boy is sending out d-ck pics to more than one gal.
Truth of the matter is, if you send naked photos there’s always the risk that other people are going to see them. Maybe she did show them off but why does that mean you can show hers? Even if she did, she might be showing off her conquest rather than taking the p-ss. This ain’t a playground, sometimes you’ve just got to buck up and be the bigger man. If your boy’s dick is nothing to be ashamed of then really he should be thanking her for the free publicity. He should know how them Essex girls roll before getting involved, anyway.
I’ve got a mate who really fancies this guy in her office. He’s buff and tall and there’s definite vibes between them. She was gonna make a move at the last office party but then he shows up with his girl! She backed off for a bit but she definitely thinks he’s still interested, and the office Christmas party is next week… Should she just go for it anyway?
Four words for your mate, babe. Back. The. F-ck. Off. For real, is she mad? She knows man’s got a girl and she wants to go ahead anyway? Nah. What your mate has got herself there is a ‘Work Husband’. Now don’t get me wrong, Work Husband’s are great: you can flirt at the office and it gives you an excuse to show off those new heels in the communal kitchen, but outside of the building there’s nothing else to it.
Your mate reckons he’s interested and yeah he might be, but in that case she has to ask herself: is this a guy she can trust? Six months or even a year from now he might move to a new office and with new offices come new office girls, then what?