It seems that Pusha T’s creation of McDonald’s “I’m lovin’ it” jingle isn’t the only connection between rappers and the fast food giant.
After the continued hype over Frank Ocean’s album release, the hype man himself Kanye West of course appeared in Ocean’s Boys Don’t Cry magazine – but in a more unusual form than we’re used to.
The rapper wrote a poem about McDonalds food conspiring against him for the magazine, and it’s pretty jokes.
Read Yeezus’ poem below, and prepare for levels of depth us mere mortals will probably never understand.
The McDonald’s Man
by Kanye West
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
The french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
McDonalds Man
McDonalds
I know them french fries have a plan
I know them french fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the french fries plan
I always knew them french fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I don’t trust no food that smells that good man
I don’t trust it
I just can’t
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds, damn
Them french fries look good tho
I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them french fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie
