News 22 September 2016
Author: Marisa Lee

You can now get botox for your balls

Author Marisa Lee
22 September 2016

It’s 2016: David Cameron was fired as Prime Minister, pandas are no longer going extinct, and now you can now get Botox for your balls. 

The glamorous “scrotal uplift” includes doses of Botox, and can cost up to £2,800 for a session. According to the Metro, numbers of people who get the procedure have doubled over the last 10 years.

The process decreases sweating, reduces wrinkles (without getting rid of excess skin) and makes your sack look larger due to the relaxing of muscles in the area.

Wirth Plastic Surgery told The Metro, “
many cyclists and runners love getting the Botox in this area to relieve them from skin irritations caused from excess sweating and rubbing. It’s just as important as facial rejuvenation.”

Mark Norfolk, Clinical Director at Transform cosmetic surgery, said, “Over the past year, requests for scrotum Botox have doubled at Transform showing the huge demand and interest for this procedure,” despite his company not offering it due to “possible risks and complications associated with treating this part of the body.”

But the adaptation might not make everyone appear more gifted between the legs. Mark added, “patients should manage their expectations in terms of results, it could prove very costly and nervy racking to go through, for very little in return.”

Scrotox or definitely notox?