Sorry South Londoners, Croydon is getting hilariously slewed on Twitter

The beef between the different sides of London is one for the ages, but recently on Twitter the tension has got personal. Distant Croydon is currently the subject of Twitter’s current trending drama, and the shots are flying.

When you’re about to go Croydon but left your passport at home pic.twitter.com/g7Eg16MCeg

— MYB,BU (@blixberrie) July 17, 2017

what time is it in Croydon right now?

— Russell Ji-Sung (@esklogistics) July 17, 2017

I asked one chick how far has she been with a guy and she replied Croydon

— (@_MOKIRI) July 17, 2017

I’m travelling to Croydon tomorrow and I forgot to convert my pounds, does anyone know what the conversion rate is like?

— Kida The Great (@paulosahon) July 17, 2017

Nah but for real, I went Croydon once and thought I was in San Fransisco, with the trams going down the busy road lol

— Jollof Papi (@OfficialEnam) July 17, 2017

I’m still waiting for my visa to come so I can go to Croydon.

— #TheYoungest (@AYoungIvz) July 17, 2017

That over there Son is Croydon, you must never go there. pic.twitter.com/ZnX40TTTq3

— C A L (@TheCal1287) July 18, 2017

‘The motive is in Croydon. You should roll.’

Me: pic.twitter.com/ZESlTzfsrR

— A Man Has No Name. (@_MidKnightGaz) July 17, 2017

I actually travelled from Greenwich to Croydon everyday in secondary school. I was an international student tbh. 🙁

— Money Fall On Me!!! (@daryl_ei) July 17, 2017

You have put your phone on airplane mode to avoid roaming charges when arriving at Croydon

— Karim (@TalkFolly) July 17, 2017

If you get the 197 from Peckham to Croydon right now you won’t get there until Thursday.

— ️ (@OdainTheSavage) July 17, 2017

You have to call your bank to let them know you’re travelling before using your card in Croydon

— Ola (@OlaTinee) July 17, 2017

I remember trying to order something on eBay for £35. The delivery cost from Croydon to my house was £92 pic.twitter.com/28Qk5FlmrV

— Yoruba Angel (@anu_akinola) July 18, 2017

So Croydon have their own airline now? mad mad pic.twitter.com/XmXmLAA73Q

— Dej (@DejjLoso) July 17, 2017

Worst ends?
• Harlesden
• Croydon
• Hackney
• Hounslow

— #GHHQPodcast (@GHHeadQuarters) July 18, 2017

Croydon has Trams.. as far as I’m concerned it’s in Dam

— ️ (@JPhotoboy) July 18, 2017

Croydon girls don’t wear scarves to bed they wear balaclavas

— Baby (@Abishyngle) July 18, 2017

Next year going on holiday for Croydon Invasion

— GLEAMIN✨ (@Drilla_Dan) July 18, 2017

We don’t catch feelings. We just catch flights to Croydon.

— Kapz (@BrianKapz_) July 18, 2017

Wow! Looks like Im trekking to Croydon, Surrey soon.

Hope I find a Wowcher package still pic.twitter.com/RzPDTko6lD

— Clark Kenté (@BabyDaddyKane) July 18, 2017

Oh so nooooowwww it’s not south after everyone in South has rode their success for 2-3 years https://t.co/BtnRtgl5Wk

— CADELL (@CADELL) July 18, 2017

Twitter beef never comes without backlash though. If you’re getting involved, be careful as you tread the tl.

The slander is all fun and games till someone gets touched, when they ask wag1 I’ll be there to say:

“..Tell them Croydon remembers” pic.twitter.com/pZVidp2YoO

— Terra (@ReuelLDN) July 17, 2017

I see people that live in Enfield tweeting about Croydon, you live in Qatar as well my guy

— ID (@IanStraus) July 17, 2017

Idk why people from East London are tryna violate Croydon, we can smell ur ends from here

— Denz (@denzolaa) July 17, 2017