News 21 June 2016
Author: Sam

Stormzy, Wretch 32 and Lethal B break down Euro 2016 so far

Author Sam
21 June 2016

Euro 2016 is very much upon us. The tournament has already delivered some sensational moments – a couple of Gareth Bale screamers, that Payet pile-driver in France’s opener, Ronaldo’s penalty miss (is it me or is it fun to see that guy struggling?).

Now don’t get me wrong, Wrighty and Bilic are doing their thing – quite a nice little double act coming on there – but we’ve had enough of those TV pundits talking tactics, squad rotation and injuries.

Instead, we want some UK legends to deliver the alternative analysis.

Breaking down the tournament for you we have Stormzy, Wretch 32 and Lethal B, coming with that #TwoTwosMERKYAhYeah punditry.

Bizzle was really impressed with the host’s tournament opener against Romania…

While Stormzy was utterly flabbergasted by Modric’s 25 yard pick-it-out-of-the-sky volley against Turkey.

Meanwhile, Wretch 32 has been picking up on some typically unique observations.

Very cheeky.

Both Lethal Bizzle and Stormzy expressed their concern as England faced Wales in the tie many labelled the ‘Battle of Britain’…

But, fortunately, the England boys grabbed the victory in the dying moments with a brilliant Daniel Sturridge goal, leading to celebrations around the country…

Man like Sturridge.

And as for player’s who’ve impressed?

There seems to be some agreement that the host nation is turning out some great performances.

One player who’s had a mixed tournament up until now is Everton’s Romelu Lukaku. After a quiet first game, he bagged two against the Republic of Ireland, or as Lethal B put it…

The Wicked Skengman responded to the numerous Lukaku comparisons levelled at him with his typical mixture of humbleness and style…

And as for that disspointing draw with Slovakia – only one thing to say really.

That’s all for now, folks.

We’ll be back with more world class analysis later in the tournament.

Words: @sjriptweets