News 16 August 2015

Wife leaves husband over a penis tattoo?!

16 August 2015

In a day age where tattoos are becoming more and more acceptable in society, one man slightly over stepped the mark by tattooing a penis onto his thigh.

Stuart Valentino, 34, was given a tattoo gun by his wife for Christmas, however on a drunken night with a friend they made a intoxicated pledge to ink their inner thigh.

After Stuart’s friend backed down, the father of three decided he would proceed with the tattoo, unfortunately for Mr Valentino, the drunken decision backfired on him in a huge way.

His wife Samantha and mother to his three year old daughter did not see the funny side.

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According to Stuart, the willy tattoo made him sacrifice taking his daughter to her swimming lessons and even ended the possibilities of them going on a family holiday.

Mr Valentino said, “We argued non-stop. It would cost nearly £1000 to remove, something that could have been spent on a family holiday. Finally last month, Samantha announced she couldn’t take it any longer and left me.

I had no idea that a joke could ruin my life. I’m devastated I’ve lost my family, and frustrated with myself. I can’t blame anyone else.

I have a constant reminder poking out of my shorts every day of how stupid I’ve been.”

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Whoever thought a Christmas gift from your wife could be such curse in disguise. Fair play to Stuart for using the token, but to add a forth leg as a tattoo sounds like something out of Hangover Movie.

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