One of the best bits of Christmas is the bait Christmas bangers we remember from our childhoods. If you say you never caught yourself singing along to “Last Christmas” you are lying. But apart from a few tracks from Run DMC and that bizarre video of DMX singing “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer“, there aren’t many rap based Christmas classics, let alone anything from the UK. Here at GRM Daily we decided to change that shocking fact by reimagining one of the baitest Christmas songs going into a grime remix…
On the first day of Christmas my bredrin gave to me…
His mixtape on a CD
On the second day of Christmas my bredrin gave to me…
2 Stoney gloves
And his mixtape on a CD
On the third day of Christmas my bredrin gave to me…
A blacked out benz
2 Stoney gloves
And his mixtape on a CD
On the fourth day of Christmas my bredrin gave to me…
His Netflix password
A blacked out benz
2 Stoney gloves
And his mixtape on a CD
On the fifth day of Christmas my bredrin gave to me…
5 Golden Rings
His Netflix password
A blacked out benz
2 Stoney gloves
And his mixtape on a CD
On the sixth day of Christmas my bredrin gave to me…
Zoots that need billing
5 Golden Rings
His Netflix password
A blacked out benz
2 Stoney gloves
And his mixtape on a CD
On the seventh day of Christmas my bredrin gave to me…
Rihanna skinny dipping
Zoots that need billing
5 Golden Rings
His Netflix password
A blacked out benz
2 Stoney gloves
And his mixtape on a CD
On the eighth day of Christmas my bredrin gave to me…
Ciroc that needs drinking
Rihanna skinny dipping
Zoots that need billing
5 Golden Rings
His Netflix password
A blacked out benz
2 Stoney gloves
And his mixtape on a CD
On the ninth day of Christmas my bredrin gave to me…
Maya Jama dancing
Ciroc that needs drinking
Rihanna skinny dipping
Zoots that need billing
5 Golden Rings
His Netflix password
A blacked out benz
2 Stoney gloves
And his mixtape on a CD
On the tenth day of Christmas my bredrin gave to me…
An end to the beefing
Maya Jama dancing
Ciroc that needs drinking
Rihanna skinny dipping
Zoots that need billing
5 Golden Rings
His Netflix password
A blacked out benz
2 Stoney gloves
And his mixtape on a CD
On the eleventh day of Christmas my bredrin gave to me…
Giggs Lock Doh’ing
An end to the beefing
Maya Jama dancing
Ciroc that needs drinking
Rihanna skinny dipping
Zoots that need billing
5 Golden Rings
His Netflix password
A blacked out benz
2 Stoney gloves
And his mixtape on a CD
On the twelfth day of Christmas my bredrin gave to me…
12 wings from Morleys
Giggs Lock Doh’ing
An end to the beefing
Maya Jama dancing
Ciroc that needs drinking
Rihanna skinny dipping
Zoots that need billing
5 Golden Rings
His Netflix password
A blacked out benz
2 Stoney gloves
And his mixtape on a CD
Now, doesn’t that sound like a truly lit Christmas shoobs?
Original illustrations: Tadgh Barry